How To Use The Bathroom With World's Longest Nails?

I'm just gonna start. How do you go to the bathroom

The worst thing about my nails is on my right hand. It bumped the floor and it hurt

That's the worst thing, but other than that, everything is alright. No, I don't wear jeans with zippers because it's too much work

I wear jeans about three years ago, but it wasn't buttoned up. It was pull-ups

I could pull my jeans up, but I can't pull it. I don't wear a shirt with buttons on them

I always wear pullovers, where I can pull it over my head. I always wear stuff like that

If it's long sleeves, I don't wear long sleeves. If I wear a short sleeve, a short sleeve will come open and I open it with this hand and put my arm in

Then I use this hand. After this getting in, this is the main step

Then the second hand goes in easily. You know, I haven't worn a long sleeve shirt in about 20 years. It's been that long

I know! When I put on makeup, I fold my nails across my arm and I pick up the makeup and put it on

I always have to fold my arm in order to pick it up, because I won't be able to pick it up unless I fold one of my arms

I get a nap and I pop the camera top with a knife or a pointed stick nap

I stick it through the top and pop it over. I had to stick my nail out the window

I dried the car and it was cold, so it didn't do no harm

It didn't do no harm. I use a long fork. If I'm going to turn chicken over, I use a fork like that

Or if I'm going to use a spoon, I use a big silver spoon

I use this type of utensil because it's a longer reach. I don't have to bend down too far to eat

I'm just going to start. How do you go to the bathroom? It'd be the same as anybody else would go to the bathroom

But it's just that I work with my nails probably in a different way than they would work with theirs

A lot of toilet paper. I wash myself with a lot of toilet paper

When I go to a public restroom, I go to the stall that is the biggest

If someone in that stall is high, I have to wait until they finish and then go in

Because I can't use the smaller ones because my nails are longer than the smaller bathroom

When I wash my hands, I take and put a lot of liquid soap in my hands

And I do one hand at a time. And I do one hand at a time

And I take and scrub it with this hand. Then I switch to the other hand and do the same

When I open my mail, I use a steak knife to open it

I sleep in the bed. When I sleep in the bed, I sleep with... I pick this hand up and it lay to my side

But this hand, I lay across the bed. Hanging over the bed, it's more comfortable

When I hang my nail off the bed, my left hand is more comfortable for me

If I'm asleep on my side. When I use my feet, if I have to pick up clothes off the floor

or I can even use my feet to open the refrigerator. I can use my feet if I have to..

I can use it to open the oven, but I want to use it to cook with them

If I have to pick money off the floor, I can pick up bills

But if I drop change on the floor, that'll just stay down there

I can pick that up. There was a young man who told me

I bet you, up under your clothes, you got muscles. Because you're in there, that's your arm, bigger than mine

That's what he said to me. And I was like, I never noticed it

Until one day I actually looked and paid attention. And I was like, you got muscles

You got muscles. And I think that was the funnest thing somebody said to me

When I go in public, people will stare. Sometimes they will come up to me and ask, can I take a picture

I didn't used to let nobody take a picture, but now if they ask me, I let them take a picture

But if you're sneaking and taking a picture, that's uncomfortable. And so I don't like that

I don't think I ever cut my nails. If someone come to me and give me $100,000 to cut my nails

I wouldn't cut my nails. Because my nails are so much of a part of me

You know, my family thinks sometimes they'll tell me, Ma, you need to cut your nails

And I tell them, man, you're busy. And that's it. Man, you're busy

Living with my mom, at first it wasn't difficult. But the longer they have gotten within the past few years

it became extremely difficult. Because now we have to be extra careful

And we're always dodging around her so she won't hit us in the face or something

Or we won't trip over her nails. My family love her nails

They love my mom's nails. They just love her nails. They pay extra attention to her

They just think she's special. I haven't been to a nail salon in about 22 years

When they see me coming, they're like, oh no. They don't want to deal with it

Because they say that's too much. My niece loved painting my mom nails

It started off with my two nieces. My two nieces, they started off painting my mom nails

And then once I ended up having my daughter, when she got to a certain age, she just kind of joined the crowd

Because she loved painting her fingernail polish. So it was like right up her alley

The person who do my nails is my two grandbabies. One is nine and one is 20

They're my own ones, so I want to deal with them. Other than that, nobody else do my nails

One nail took four to five hours. And that was just a half a nail

First you got to file them with the buffer, with that nail filing thing I use

Then you got to take a buffer, then you got to polish them

So just to polish by itself, it's a long time. Even if I don't get them filed, it take a long time to just polish them

Every four or five years, I get my nail painted and polished

Every four or five years. And I go through about 15 to 20 bottles of nail polish

The last time I painted my nail was this week. And it took four days

I'm a professional nail artist. I'm not a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist

I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist

I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist

I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist

I'm a professional nail artist. I'm a professional nail artist